What clothing does a house wear?

Buckets, Barrels, Baskets, Cans. What must you fill with empty hands?

Without a bridle, or a saddle, Across a thing I ride a-straddle. And those I ride, by help of me, Though almost blind, are made to see. What am I?

How far can a dog run into the woods?

Stealthy as a shadow in the dead of night, Cunning but affectionate if given a bite. Never owned but often loved. At my sport considered cruel, But that’s because you never know me at all. What am I?

If a train was on its way to Florida and it tipped over, where would they bury the survivors?

I am, in truth, a yellow fork From tables in the sky By inadvertent fingers dropped The awful cutlery. Of mansions never quite disclosed And never quite concealed The apparatus of the dark To ignorance revealed.

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

Two women and two doctors walk into an ice cream parlor. They each order an ice cream cone. When their ice creams come, there is only 1 strawberry,1 chocolate and 1 vanilla. How come they didn’t complain?

What word contains all of the twenty six letters?

What gets wetter the more it dries?

I can flutter and take your breath away. I can take a beating, but do not bruise. If I stopped you would be sure to lose. Everyday I am with you. What am I?

A man wanted to enter an exclusive club but did not know the password that was required. He waited by the door and listened. A club member knocked on the door and the doorman said, “twelve.” The member replied, “six ” and was let in. A second member came to the door and the doorman [...]

A very pretty thing am I, fluttering in the pale-blue sky. Delicate, fragile on the wing, indeed I am a pretty thing. What am I?

My head bobs lazily in the sun. You think I’m cute, For my face is yellow, My hair is white, and my body is green. What am I?

What gets whiter the dirtier that it gets?

Two bodies have I Though both joined in one. The more still I stand The quicker I run. What am I?

I can trap many different things and colors, Ever changing, not boring. Look closely and you may find yourself also caught in my trap. What am I?

A champion weight lifter has a brother that’s a doctor, but the same doctor doesn’t have a brother. How are they related then?

There are four brothers in this world that were all born together. The first runs and never wearies. The second eats and is never full. The third drinks and is always thirsty. The fourth sings a song that is never good.

Why is eating at a restaurant on the moon boring?

A logician with some time to kill in a small town decided to get a haircut. The town had only two barbers, each with his own shop. The logician glanced into one shop and saw that it was extremely untidy. The barber needed a shave, his clothes were unkempt, his hair was badly cut. The [...]

My life is often a volume of grief, your help is needed to turn a new leaf. Stiff is my spine and my body is pale, but I’m always ready to tell a tale. What am I?

If you toss a die and it comes up with the number one 9 times in a row, what is the probability that it will come up with one on the next throw?

Little Nanny Etticoat, in a white petticoat, and a red nose; the longer she stands, the shorter she grows. What is she?